Kanakka's Bunker

I have finally found my way upon this world's global network. The Military signal datalock upon my PDA has been disabled for some time, but I was never aware of these "intertubes" as they are called, the world datasharing network similar to the Military Intelligence Net of my Homeworld.

It is Full of Pornography. An absolutely Brainsizzlingly staggering amount of it, gigaquads of data the numerics of which boggle even my mind- dedicated soley to pictures of naked people. I prefer naked people in person, seeing pictures just makes me lonely. i think I will visit Skorp after this..

Suffice to say, I have decided to start a B-log, I am unsure what this stands for, if this planet were not so peaceful, i would assume "Battle log"  as it chronicles my activities as frequently as I care to update them.

I have nothing much more to say at this time.